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Greatest Hits

by grampadrew

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California doesn't want you So turn your ass around You can't afford the digs And there's no gold to be found Don't let that door hit you On the ass as you bound California doesn't want you around Noone who was born here Writes songs about our state So talk all the shit you want But don't catch our coat tails on the gate We don't need your money and we don't need your hate So stop blaming us For your pitiful state I 've got no beef with Texas But you ain't got what it takes California doesn't want to anyway California doesn't want you So turn your ass around You can't afford the digs And there's no gold to be found Don't let that door hit you On the ass as you abound California doesn't want you around Our economy is failing Yet still leaving you behind Maybe head on back to Podunk Where the world is less unkind We're all a bunch of socialist But the rent is still too high We're all a bunch of stoners Barely getting by We're all a bunch of queers here And we'll turn your children gay But California doesn't want you anyway California doesn't want you So turn your ass around You can't afford the digs And there's no gold to be found Don't let the door hit you On the ass as you bound California doesn't want you around
2.
When I was young I felt always alone But now I am grown and out on my own happy and married with a lovely little home Lived in more houses than years I was alive It went on that way til I turned 25 Then I met you and I knew I could get by For the life of me I don't know what took me so long To hone happy words and to set them to song But I am still growing and writing yesterday's wrongs Honesty I still like to delve in the dark But misery is more like a trip to the park And I can come home and you'll ease my wayward heart But who wants to hear about dolphins and things Rainbow puppies and kitties with strings It's classless to brag about the happiness luck of fate brings When I was young I felt always alone But now I am grown and out on my own happy and married with a lovely little home
3.
Day Drinking 02:00
He says he likes his women Like he likes his beer Then he just says nothing With a thousand mile stare So I order a bitter He orders a stout The fellow sitting to our right settles up and gets out But there ain't no women In this whole damn bar So I can't quite figure Why were acting so hard There's a fellow sitting anchor All alone in the back He orders up something fruity Raises his glass and we smile back He says he likes his religion Like he likes the cops Somewhere across town far away from us We all just smile And sit quiet as a mouse Barkeep pours us all a whiskey And we drink on the house
4.
I.B. Local 03:59
He had a bumper sticker on his Volkswagen Beetle that proudly said IB Local A bug painted yellow with blue lightning bolts like the helmet Fouts wore on field With a pool cue in hand and a beer on the table, others found him too vocal hard and determined, if you happened to cross him he was rarely inclined to yield I.B. Local That's what I am If you call me a yokel You'll taste the back of my hand I.B. Local Proud to be I.B. Local Don't mess with me School couldn't hold him so he'd gone straight to work before he could reach grade 9 With his family around him he carved out a home and worked life's mysteries through Painting folks houses til his curly black hair was speckled in Navajo White He was quick with the belt but his kids learned good livin', he figured that's best man could do IB Local That's what I am If you call me a yokel You'll taste the back of my hand IB Local Proud to be IB Local Don't mess with me A working class man with working ambitions and a love for Bud in the sand Laughter came easy with family and friends as they drank their weekends right through And when he was done drinkin' he'd smoke a little Mexi by poking some holes in that can Backyard or front yard, the neighbors joined in, there wasn't much else to do IB Local That's what I am You can call me a yokel But my life's just grand IB Local Proud to be IB Local Come party with me
5.
Smoke Show 02:42
I used to be a smoke-show Such a shame that I didn't know I wonder how old I will be Before I think the same of me Now We live our lives too much in past Our days were never meant to last So pour yourself another cup Have a drink and laugh it up Somehow We'll never see How much beauty That we radiate today So Love yourself Drink to your health And let go of yesterday I used to be a smoke-show It's a shame that I did not know I wonder how old I will be When I think the same of me Now We live our lives too much in past Our days were never meant to last So have yourself another bite From the apple of this life Somehow
6.
If you were a boat I'd be your anchor If you were a captain I'd be your albatross If you were an albatross I would be Icarus Wildly clutching for you As I fell If you were a universe I'd be your star If you were a star I'd orbit you all around If you were a planet I'd be your nation If you were a nation I'd be revolution If you were revolution I'd be your navy If you were a navy I'd be your boat If you were a boat I'd be your anchor Holding you afloat Instead of running aground

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Greatest Hits features five brand new recordings, a mixture of brand new material and fan favorites from grampadrew's live shows.

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released December 22, 2023

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grampadrew San Diego, California

grampadrew is an acoustic troubador bringing together diverse influences such as Joy Division, Wilco, John Prine, Crass and Hank Williams. An artist who alternates between "the fire of a street-preacher and the quiet of a grave-digger" his new album, Greatest Hits is produced by Jeff Berkley and is a who's who of prominent San Diego musicians and songwriters. ... more

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